chuck norris

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me and joe didnt talk about chuck norris chuck norris just phoned his clone...


DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: lol
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: when it rains chuck norris doesnt get wet, the rain gets chuck norrised
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: lol
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: lol
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: where you get these?
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: lol
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: http://www.google.co.uk/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUK313&=&q=Chuck+Norris+getting+his+ass+kicked&btnG=Google+Search&meta=lr%3D
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: LOL thats good xD
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: lol
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: lol
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: lol xD
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: Chuck norris can kill 2 stoned with one bird
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
L4DAFS| JoePoh! [BJMP]: lol
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
DAFS| Maxshread -new graphics-: If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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Meh.