I got some jokes....

[The Postman]

Why was the rooster so unhappy?
Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the Democrats.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."